I received a textual content message from somebody in Mercedes-Benz’s public relations division final week who had a tempting provide — If I’d be prepared to drive to Braselton, Georgia, for Petit Le Mans, they’d ship a automotive for me to drive and get me in without cost. We already had a freelancer attending, which I made certain to say up entrance, however they nonetheless wished me to come back anyway. On Friday afternoon, a driver confirmed up with the keys to a Starling Blue Magno Mercedes-AMG GT63 Coupe.
You’d suppose I might have been thrilled. Who wouldn’t need to drive a free sports activities automotive for every week, particularly one with 577 horsepower, 590 pound-feet of torque and sufficient choices to drive the $175,900 base worth as much as $209,310? That’s principally a dream come true! For about so long as I’ve been within the trade, although, the alternative has been the case. The precise driving expertise has all the time been pleasing, however residing with costly press automobiles day-to-day has given me nervousness for years.
One in all as of late, possibly my therapist and I’ll make our manner by means of all of the extra severe issues in my life and get round to determining why being seen getting out of an costly automotive gave me nervousness, however that’s going to have to remain onto the again burner for now, partly as a result of both the GT63 mounted me, or one thing else modified my mind. All the time I’ve had it, I’ve simply loved driving with out even interested by different folks. Once I drove it to the physician’s workplace, I even parked like a standard particular person within the first open house I noticed.
I additionally have to make clear that I’m not mad. I wished one thing to vary. There’s nothing enjoyable about coping with nervousness even when you recognize it’s irrational, so it felt so good to only drive round and benefit from the automotive with out my mind working one million miles a minute. Nonetheless, that raises the query — Did the GT63 repair me, or did one thing else change my mind?
Arguments in favor of the AMG being liable for my miraculous turnaround embrace the truth that it appears to be like unbelievable, the paint makes it look even higher and there’s nothing a V8 with greater than 500 horsepower can’t repair. I assume you could possibly additionally argue that it’s only a Mercedes, and the model doesn’t carry fairly the identical stage of status that Porsche and extra unique coupes command. It’s in all probability not the very best argument, however it’s definitely not the worst one I’ve ever heard, both.
The extra I give it some thought, although, I don’t suppose the AMG mounted me. As a substitute, I’m satisfied one thing actually modified my mind, and whereas I do know we’re bordering on conspiracy principle territory right here, at the very least hear me out. A couple of month in the past, I practically suffered a grand mal seizure. I received to the hospital in time, they usually have been capable of cease it, however I can formally say it was Not Enjoyable. Don’t suggest. Zero out of 10 (two out of 10 after they pumped me full of medicine, and I didn’t die), wouldn’t purchase once more.
If that have been the one factor that felt totally different, I’d simply chalk it as much as a bizarre fluke or one thing and overlook about it. That’s, uh, decidedly not the case. It’s not like I utterly modified who I’m, and don’t fear, I nonetheless maintain all the identical 100-percent appropriate opinions, however loads of issues nonetheless really feel totally different. And if there actually is an enduring persona change, I’m definitely not going to complain about having much less nervousness and customarily feeling happier or extra constructive. When issues get wonky in folks’s brains, it seems like there’s an enormous threat they’ll find yourself changing into big assholes, so constructive adjustments are greater than welcome.
After all, I’m a person of science, which implies I’ve to check this principle for myself. I’m going to need to discover a press mortgage that prices greater than the AMG and see how I really feel. Ferrari nonetheless hasn’t forgiven us, however I don’t keep in mind doing something to upset Maserati too badly. What are the percentages they’d be prepared to mail an MC20 to Georgia so I can drive it for every week? Not for private enjoyment, in fact. Purely for science.
